Royal albert hall

Anyone irritated by Springsteenโ€™s speeches hasnโ€™t been paying attention

No one who went to see Bruce Springsteenโ€™s Broadway residency a few years back came away disappointed because they knew what they were getting: a tightly scripted show, in which there was more speech than music. The country star Eric Church โ€“ who made his name with a single called โ€˜Springsteenโ€™ โ€“ appeared to have been taking notes, for that was the model for his โ€˜residencyโ€™ at the Albert Hall. All that he lacked was the tight script โ€“ and Springsteenโ€™s charm and charisma. It was, the MC told us, Churchโ€™s first time in the UK in eight years, but the place was horribly undersold, the top tier almost empty

A triumphant show: Self Esteem, at Duke of Yorkโ€™s Theatre, reviewed

The most compelling character in the newish documentary One to One: John & Yoko isnโ€™t either John or Yoko. Itโ€™s one A.J. Weberman, inventor of โ€˜Dylanologyโ€™ and โ€˜garbologyโ€™. Heโ€™s shown practising both in the film, rummaging through Bob Dylanโ€™s bins for clues to the thought process of genius.  Fifty years on, two things struck me. The first is how odd it is that Lennon and Dylan would let someone as obviously potty as Weberman anywhere near them. The second is that everyone is now Weberman. Think of the Swifties who decode every missive from Taylor; the fanatics who obsess over the sexual antics of boy bands based on convoluted readings

Perfectly imperfect: Evan Dando, at Islington Assembly Hall, reviewed

โ€˜Can I have a photo with you, please?โ€™ Itโ€™s the most embarrassing question you can ask of someone youโ€™re interviewing. But I had to. Not only because Evan Dando is one of my favourite songwriters. But also โ€“ vainly โ€“ because years of on-off drug addiction (mostly on) mean Dando is no longer quite the beautiful young man he was when he became famous in the early 1990s. Back then, Iโ€™d have looked like a troll standing next to him. Now, not so much. It was a night of beautiful imperfection โ€“ the kind that feels truer than a thousand arena shows He still, however, looks better than he has

An uncompromising master: David Gilmour, at the Royal Albert Hall, reviewed

It doesnโ€™t matter which dictionary you consult, they all agree on what a song is: words, set to music, that are sung. Yet itโ€™s also an entirely inadequate description, since there are so many types of song. Take David Gilmour and Neil Finn, both men of passing years who like to switch between electric and acoustic guitars, both backed by plenty of singers and kindred instrumentation (though Finn didnโ€™t have a pair of harps on stage with Crowded House), both playing music largely rooted in the late 1960s, both offering lightly mind-bending songs. Yet this misses something crucial. Because, of the 23 songs that Gilmour performed โ€“ from both his

โ€˜Psychedelic folk that twists and leapsโ€™: Beth Gibbons, at the Barbican, reviewed

A decade ago, a group of people who owned small music venues came to the conclusion that the kinds of places they ran were teetering on the brink of a catastrophic extinction event. And so they formed the Music Venue Trust, which has spent ten years kicking cans and shouting the odds about the need to preserve these places, about how they are the production lines from which the festival headliners of tomorrow come. A brilliant guitarist, a fascinating songwriter, St Vincent cycles sleekly through styles with utter assurance Quite right. Good, small venues are the best place to enjoy both live, loud, raucous music and intimate performances where the

Leave Bizetโ€™s Carmen alone

Iโ€™ve always felt uncomfortably ambivalent about the work of Matthew Bourne. Of course, there is no disputing its infectious exuberance or its enormous appeal to a broad public beyond the ballet club. I suppose its eclectic mix of Ashton and MacMillan, camp jokiness, Hollywood movies and Broadway razzmatazz is quirkily unique too โ€“ at least sui generis, inasmuch as nobody seems to imitate it with his degree of commercial success. And Bourneโ€™s house designer Lez Brotherston always gets it just right: the shows invariably look great. Yet thereโ€™s also a relentless brashness to them, an absence of psychological nuance and aesthetic restraint. I take a deep breath and try to

The promoter the critics love to hate: an interview with Raymond Gubbay

When Raymond Gubbay left school, he was articled to an accountantโ€™s firm. Fascinated by opera and depressed at the prospect of life as a Golders Green beancounter, he wriggled out of it in a matter of months, and into an assistantโ€™s job at Pathรฉ Newsreels. Sensing that newsreels had a looming expiry date, he asked Arnold Wesker (a family friend) to wangle him an interview with Victor Hochhauser, Britainโ€™s leading promoter of mass-market classical concerts. Hochhauser sat behind a desk in his office above a fridge shop in Kensington and asked the 17-year-old Raymond three questions. Where did you go to school? Are you a Jewish boy? And can you

At last some genuine gala material: Royal Balletโ€™s Balanchine and Robbins reviewed

The OED defines โ€˜galaโ€™ as โ€˜a festive occasionโ€™. In the ballet world this usually translates as a handful of stars, a mile of tulle and more triple fouettรฉs than you can shake a stick at. Most balletgoers could put a half-decent programme together in their sleep: a firecracker duet (Swan, black), the odd solo party piece (Swan, dying), a dash of romance (Romeo, Manon) and the dear old Don Q. pas de deux. After a year being drip-fed small-screen ballet, the prospect of a little bling and bravura generated a buzz of excitement around Dame Darcey Bussellโ€™s charity gala. The Hall (Albert) was hired, sponsors were found, eight major companies

Why I called Michael Gove to ask for some dosh for the teenage cancer trust

Is locking down again the right remedy for Britain, or will it only add to this countryโ€™s suffering in the long-term? Itโ€™s certainly been a disaster for many British charities โ€” one report earlier this year estimated that there would be a ยฃ12 billion black hole in funding. And itโ€™s been catastrophic for the charity I support: the Teenage Cancer Trust, which provides bespoke care for ill teenagers. An awful lot of people have heard of the Teenage Cancer Trust โ€” but thereโ€™s something about teenagers that means they donโ€™t pull at peopleโ€™s heartstrings the same way that children do, so raising money is that bit more difficult. You could

Why orchestras are sounding better than ever under social-distancing

Our college choirmaster had a trick that he liked to deploy when he sensed that we were phoning it in. He ordered us out of the choirstalls and positioned us at random all over the chapel. It was sadistic but effective. With nowhere to hide, there could be no quiet fudging of that awkward leap in โ€˜O Thou the Central Orbโ€™, and no waiting until after a more confident neighbour had begun their note before scooping hastily (and hopefully unnoticeably) upwards to match their pitch. Every singer became a reluctant soloist. The result was usually either mutiny, or an immediate and dramatic improvement in tone, tuning and ensemble. Apply that

Fascinating and compelling: Bruce Hornsby at Shepherdโ€™s Bush Empire reviewed

In the unlikely event that Bruce Hornsby and Morten Harket, A-haโ€™s singer, ended up featuring in the Daily Mail for, I donโ€™t know, getting into a fight in a supermarket over the last luxury Scotch egg, they would be described as โ€˜โ€œThe Way It Isโ€ hitmakerโ€™ and โ€˜the โ€œTake on Meโ€ starโ€™. In neither case, I suspect, would that be how they would choose to be remembered. In Hornsbyโ€™s case, I know itโ€™s not, because he told me so earlier this year. And when he played that song โ€” a piece of high-class MOR so persuasive that itโ€™s been sampled by hip-hop stars and used incessantly in TV montages since

The open-hearted loveliness of Hot Chip

Squeeze and Hot Chip are both great British pop groups. But they never defined a scene. Their ambitions extended further than being hailed by a few hundred people in bleeding-edge clubs. Squeeze piggybacked on punk, but they were quite evidently never a punk group, even if they dressed up as one. They were of the street rather than the art school, but they had no interest in gobbing, and Chris Difford was able to turn vignettes of everyday London life into three-minute comic dramas. (Perhaps he had more in common with John Sullivan โ€” another south Londoner whose characters combined humour and pathos in his scripts for Only Fools and

Laughing matters

โ€˜Comedy for music by Hugo von Hofmannsthal. Music by Richard Strauss.โ€™ Thatโ€™s what the creators of Der Rosenkavalier wrote on the score, but donโ€™t expect to see it reprinted in any programme books. Their careful wording doesnโ€™t fit modern assumptions about Der Rosenkavalier, and not merely because it gives the librettist first place. Thereโ€™s that troublesome word โ€˜comedyโ€™, too. Advertising blurbs tell us (I know, Iโ€™ve written a couple) that Rosenkavalier is a bittersweet meditation on love, transience and loss. Yet its creators meant it to be funny. โ€˜Donโ€™t forget that the audience should also laugh!โ€™ wrote Strauss to Hofmannsthal. โ€˜Laugh, not just smile or grin!โ€™ Richard Jonesโ€™s Glyndebourne production

Letters | 9 February 2017

No fear Sir: Why does Matthew Parris think I am โ€˜secretly terrifiedโ€™ of having voted to leave the EU (โ€˜Brexiteers need ladders to climb downโ€™, 4 February)? Anyone over the age of 50 knew that choosing to vote Leave or Remain was not an easy decision. My own beliefs nudged me just far enough to vote Leave; my partnerโ€™s beliefs nudged him just far enough to vote Remain. Mr Parris admits that he can imagine Brexit being a surprising success, and I may have to face the fact that it could be a failure. We are both reasonable people. I was satisfied with the result, but since June I have

Letters | 2 February 2017

Going Dutch Sir: As a Dutch man who lives in Britain, I found it heartening to read two such different but well-considered articles on the state of my home country (โ€˜Orange alertโ€™ and โ€˜Dutch courageโ€™, 28 January). Douglas Murray is right to attack the Dutch government for its attempts to criminalise opinions it doesnโ€™t like. I take issue, however, with his defence of Geert Wilders, who does indeed resemble Donald Trump in his eagerness to stoke outrage for political gain. His film Fitna, while pretending to be an honest statement about the nature of Islam, was really just an attempt to be so shocking as to provoke the liberal establishment

Do Labour MPs not understand how private arts funding works?

You would think there was enough financial scandal in the world to keep MPs exercised without denouncing the owners of private boxes at the Royal Albert Hall. But no. Sharon Hodgson, member for Washington and Sunderland West, has just shown once again that what really gets a Labour MP seething with indignation is not wrongdoing or injustice โ€“ it is the whiff of class. Sharon is upset that the Royal Albert Hallโ€™s 330 members โ€“ who individually own 1276 privately-owned seats โ€” are exercising their right to sell tickets for those seats through third party websites. A ticket for the Last Night of the Proms in September has, shock, horror,

Barometer | 12 January 2017

Black background A Morris dancing troupe with blacked-up faces had to abandon its performance in a Birmingham shopping centre after being heckled and accused of racism. โ€” There are several explanations for the tradition of Border Morris groups blackening their faces, but it was certainly established by 1509, when a Shrovetide banquet for ambassadors featured torch-bearers with blackened faces. โ€” Some believe it to have derived from Spain and Portugal, where dancers blacked up as Moors. Others believe that it derives from the practice of poachers blackening up to conceal themselves in darkness. โ€” Blacking up is punished more mildly now than in the 18th century: a 1723 anti-poaching law

Breaking up is hard to do

โ€™Will you be dancing?โ€™ the man in front asks his friend before the lights go down. โ€˜Most likely,โ€™ she says. Two songs in and itโ€™s looking less and less likely. The worldโ€™s best-known Icelander is fronting a 27-piece chamber orchestra in a strings-only performance of songs from her last album (not her most toe-tapping collection). It feels like hard work. Lyrically, Vulnicura (Greek for โ€˜cure for woundsโ€™) is a blow-by-blow account of her split with long-term partner Matthew Barney. Musically, anything resembling a good tune is hard to find. Each verse of โ€˜Black Lakeโ€™, the albumโ€™s mournful centrepiece, ends in a wavering monotone that fades to silence. Watching conductor Andrew

Saintly sins

They say that the devil gets all the best tunes, and on the basis of this weekโ€™s opera-going it would be hard to disagree. Performances by Cape Town Opera and Opera Rara turned their attention on two historical icons: South Africaโ€™s anti-apartheid campaigner and president Nelson Mandela, and ancient Assyriaโ€™s murderous and would-be incestuous queen regent Semiramis. No prizes for guessing who came out on top. When it comes to art, evil takes it nearly every time. Who wouldnโ€™t choose The Rakeโ€™s Progress over The Pilgrimโ€™s Progress, Don Giovanni over Don Ottavio, sex over sanctity? For a good man, Nelson Mandela has inspired a lot of really, really bad art.

How does Karl Jenkins get away with his crappy music?

In a week that saw the UK vote itself out of the EU, the resignation of David Cameron followed by most of Jeremy Corbynโ€™s shadow cabinet, the audience who dutifully trooped to the Royal Albert Hall this Sunday for a concert celebrating the 2,000th performance of Karl Jenkinsโ€™ The Armed Man โ€“ A Mass for Peace were clearly looking for reassurance. And reassurance is what they got โ€“ because whatever happens in the big wide world outside, Jenkinsโ€™ music has always been, and probably always will be, utter crap. If you believe โ€˜crapโ€™ to be unworthy of the critical lexicon, no word could be more apt. Believe me, nothing would have