Chas Newkey-Burden

Chas Newkey-Burden is co-author, with Julie Burchill, of Not In My Name: A Compendium of Modern Hypocrisy. He also wrote Running: Cheaper Than Therapy and The Runner's Code (Bloomsbury)

David Beckham deserves his knighthood

Leonardo DiCaprio got his Oscar after 23 years. King Charles was crowned after 70 years. And now David Beckham will finally get his knighthood. Good things come to those who wait โ€“ and how Beckham has waited. Itโ€™s no secret that Goldenballs has been gasping for a knighthood for a long time, nor that the

What is the point of the RSPCA?

The secretly-filmed footage is a horror show. Hens are desperately trying to escape as they suffocate in a gas chamber. The birds, which are being killed for supermarket meat because theyโ€™re past their egg-laying days, gasp for breath. They appear to cry out as they die slowly. The floor of the gas chamber is littered

Are vegetarians really hungry for power?

The secret is out: vegetarians are โ€˜tougherโ€™ and more โ€˜power-hungryโ€™ than meat eaters, according to a study in the Times this morning. Well, as a vegan I suppose I must be even tougher and more megalomaniacal. Iโ€™m surprised, then, to not find myself doing a whole lot of street brawling or holding any subterranean meetings to discuss how Iโ€™ll

Why shouldnโ€™t vegans be catered for in an apocalypse?

You know youโ€™ve arrived when professors start thinking about how to look after you during a major emergency. As a vegan, I was thrilled to read in the Times this week that Professor Tim Lang, a professor of food policy, has told the government that us meat-dodgers must be catered for in any โ€˜food apocalypseโ€™. Speaking at

We need more animal cruelty on TV

Animal rights campaigners are up in arms because Disney+ is able to use a legal loophole to broadcast a scene of a rat being forcibly immersed in liquid. The RSPCA has slammed Disney for showing a controversial scene from the 1989 thriller The Abyss where a live rat is deliberately submerged in fluorocarbon liquid. The

In defence of seagulls

We Brits used to rub along pretty well with seagulls. Their distinctive call conjured memories of happy days out at the seaside and it was strangely hypnotic to watch them circle above the waters as we breathed in the salty air. But now theyโ€™re in danger of becoming public enemy number one as the tabloids

Long live David Attenborough

Britain can sometimes feel like itโ€™s no country for old men. Our elderly folk get a hard time; theyโ€™re blamed for societyโ€™s woes, accused of messing up the planet for younger people and hogging houses which families struggling to get on the ladder could never afford. How is Attenborough, who joined the BBC in the

Is anyone actually enjoying this heatwave?

Itโ€™s going to be a scorcher in Britain today, with temperatures forecast to hit 29c. Naturally, lots of people will be throwing open their doors to bask in the warmth and sunshine, loving every moment of this summery spell. Lots of people, but not all people. Some of us donโ€™t enjoy hot weather, so we

The pain and paranoia of the London Marathon

Everyone knows that running a marathon can be painful. The worst part is the final 6.2 miles of the course, as your body runs out of glycogen stores, your legs turn to jelly, and your sweat-drenched head begins to thud. Every step can feel like a mile. Another challenge comes during the week before the

When did greeting cards become so rubbish?

When I heard that WH Smith was going to disappear from our high streets, I became a nostalgic mess. I was transported back to childhood trips to buy pencil cases before each school year began, weekend visits to browse football magazines, some of which I even bought, and those late December expeditions, feeling loaded as

In defence of rats

Reports of rats in Birmingham that are โ€˜bigger than catsโ€™ are now making international headlines. The New York Times, NBC News and CNN have all weighed in on the cityโ€™s rodent problem, as the strike action by bin workers rolls on. Rat panic seems to be setting in. An MP said the rodents are โ€˜dancing

Is Britain really a nation of dog lovers?

Britain prides itself on being a nation of dog lovers โ€“ but is this true? Animal rights campaigners have targeted a leading dog show, accusing the event of promoting โ€˜deformedโ€™ breeds such as pugs and bulldogs. Peta wants the Scottish Kennel Club to disqualify brachycephalic dogs, which have shortened noses and flat faces. These dogs

Screening Netflixโ€™s Adolescence in schools is a mistake

Keir Starmer has welcomed Netflixโ€™s decision to make Adolescence available to screen for free in secondary schools. The Prime Minister, who watched the show with his teenage children, said he found it โ€˜harrowingโ€™ and โ€˜really hard to watchโ€™. I wonder how his kids found the experience because watching upsetting television during formative years can have a lasting effect,

Am I the only one who misses lockdown?

Five years ago tonight, Boris Johnson told us we were going into lockdown. In the run-up to the anniversary of that historic moment, lots of people have shuddered as they remembered the boredom, frustration and horror of that strange time when we were only allowed to leave the house once a day. Me? Iโ€™ve been

Vegans shouldnโ€™t be afraid of condemning Halal slaughter

An animal rights activist has exposed extreme cruelty at a slaughterhouse in Arley, Warwickshire. Joey Carbstrongโ€™s secretly recorded footage shows staff slamming sheep hard onto concrete floors, dismembering sheep while they are still alive and playing recordings of wolves to the terrified animals as they were dying. The shock here is not just the cruelty itself: repeated